the opinionist : if you have a strange object sighting in the sky and it stays there all day long it is a ufo.

IF YOU HAVE A STRANGE OBJECT SIGHTING IN THE SKY AND THE OBJECT IS THERE  ALL DAY LONG IN BROAD DAY LIGHT  < THEN IT IS A UFO >  CALL THE LOCAL POLICE  OR THE F.B.I. OR THE U.S. AIRFORCE .